All Quotes
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Love: two minds without a single thought.Philip Barry
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.Kin Hubbard
Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.Mark Twain
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.Sacha Guitry
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.Abigail Van Buren
A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid; it is only deferred, and we must come back and settle the account at last.Joseph F. Newton
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.Granville Hicks
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.Sir Barnett Cocks (ca. 1907)
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.Josh Billings
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to bring the news to you.Mark Twain