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All general statements are false.

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Favorite color: I hate colors.

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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

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Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.

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Lawer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.

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Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy.

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Nobody wants justice.

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Lawers, I suppose, were children once.

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A dramatic critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.

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