All Quotes
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What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.Margot Asquith
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.Robert Orben
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.W.C. Fields
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.Budd Schulberg
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.Robert Byrne
Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself...True happiness is born of self-reliance.The laws of Manu
He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples.Ogden Nash
(Clemenceau) once said that war is too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he may have been right...but now, war is too important to be left to the politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought...And I can no longer, sit around and allow Communist subversion, Communist corruption, and Communist infiltration of our precious bodily fluids.Col. Jack Ripper, commander of Burpleson AFB to Group Capt. Mandrake (Peter Sellers) in Dr. Strangelove
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.C.G. Jung
Half of analysis is anal.Marty Indik