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This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.

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All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.

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Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves.

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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.

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Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.

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Now is the time for all good men to come to.

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I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!

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The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions per minute. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.

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One reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself is that it gets so much of its wisdom from writers.

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The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans.

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