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There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.

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Only sick music makes money today.

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Every man is the architect of his own fortune.

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Music is essentially useless, as life is.

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Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.

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An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country.

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A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.

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I honestly believe that in my lifetime we will see a country once again governed by Christians...and Christian values. What Christians have got to do is take back this country, one precinct at a time, one neighborhood at a time, and one state at a time.

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Judge: a law student who marks his own papers.

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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.

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