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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.

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In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.

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If Jerry Brown is the answer, it must be a very peculiar question.

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Charity sees the need not the cause.

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Making music should not be left to the professionals.

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A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.

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Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.

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There ought to be one day - just one - where there is open season on senators.

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Nobody said it was going to be easy, and nobody was right.

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Get this (economic plan) passed. Later on, we can all debate it.

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