All Quotes
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My motto is: Contented with little, yet wishing for more.Charles Lamb
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.Pierre Trudeau
Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.Mark Twain
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.Don Marquis
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.Mark Twain
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.Woody Allen
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.Tommy Manville
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.Arthur Baer
Where desire writhed there stands a stone; the change was sudden and complete.Maggie Roche