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Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.

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The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.

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Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.

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I have never found in a long experience of politics that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance.

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

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A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.

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Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.

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Who begins too much accomplishes little.

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As an anti-American, I thank you for your rotten article devoted to my person.

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