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If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.

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Resistance is useless.

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Good place to put things--cellars.

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Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.

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I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.

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First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

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Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.

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Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.

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It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.

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According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly.

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