All Quotes
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Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.Brian Aldiss
Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.Frank Tyger
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.H. L. Mencken
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.John Ciardi
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.William Jennings Bryan
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.Unknown
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.Mark Twain
The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.Noel Coward
Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present.English Proverb
Coincidences are spiritual puns.G.K. Chesterton