All Quotes
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The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.Doctor Who
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.Frank Lloyd Wright
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?Steven Wright
If God dropped acid, would he see people?Steven Wright
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?Steven Wright
If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.Lin Yutang
If it is to be, it is up to me.Unknown
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.Unknown
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.Marston Bates
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.Unknown