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In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of storage space.

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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

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To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'

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Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.

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We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.

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Her only flair is in her nostrils.

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To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

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Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.

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