All Quotes
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.Dorothy Parker
A hundred years for now? All new people.Anne Lamott
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.Elayne Boosler
If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote
Romeo and Juliet
, he never would have written
Macbeth
.Dr. Joyce Brothers
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.Jules Renard
I rely on my personality for birth control.Liz Winston
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.Lesley Boone.
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.Adrienne Gusoff
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.Agatha Christie
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?Zsa Zsa Gabor