All Quotes
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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.Rita Mae Brown
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.Jackie Onassis
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.Groucho Marx
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.Ernestine Ulmer
Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.Elizabeth Drew
The only aspect of our travels that is interesting to others is disaster.Martha Gellman
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.Katherine Hepburn
My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.Phyllis Diller
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.Maryon Pearson
An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.Dan Rather