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Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.

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Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.

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To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

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It is fun to be in the same decade with you.

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Know how to ask. There is nothing more difficult for some people, nor for others, easier.

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She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

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I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

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Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.

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I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.

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