All Quotes
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There are only two ways of telling the complete truth--anonymously and posthumously.Thomas Sowell
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.Mark Twain, (attributed)
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.W. C. Fields
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.Fran Lebowitz
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.Will Rogers
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.Oscar Wilde
Vigorous let us be in attaining our ends, and mild in our method of attainment.Lord Newborough, Motto
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.H. L. Mencken
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.Laurence J. Peter
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.Doug Larson