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One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.

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Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.

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It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.

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People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.

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Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.

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Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

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I thought I told you to wait in the car.

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One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

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Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

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Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

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