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Doctors and nurses are people who give you medicine until you die.

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Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.

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Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he _becomes_ polite.

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Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life.

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The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.

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You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

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I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.

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There are some people who leave impressions not so lasting as the imprint of an oar upon the water.

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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat.

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Living in a vacuum sucks.

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