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Ninety percent of everything is crap.

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All phone calls are obscene.

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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.

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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

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I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.

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Nothing ever goes away.

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God help those who do not help themselves.

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Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.

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