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God is love, but get it in writing.

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The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

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The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.'

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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

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Nothing succeeds like address.

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Oregano is the spice of life.

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The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.

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I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.

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When women go wrong, men go right after them.

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I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

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