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War connot be avoided; it can only be postponed to the others advantage.

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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed.

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If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.

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Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.

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Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them.

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Even a stopped clock is right two times a day.

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The stupid neither forgive or forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.

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Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.

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Use what talents you have; the woods would have little music if no birds sang their song except those who sang best.

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I recommend that you take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves.

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