All Quotes
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The only way to have a friend is to be one.Ralph Waldo Emerson
May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.Irish Proverb
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?George Carlin
Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?George Carlin
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?George Carlin
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?George Carlin
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?George Carlin
I have learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to them.Lauren Edwards
Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.Scandinavian Proverb
Chew before you swallow.George W. Bush, On TV, about his passing out eating a pretzel