All Quotes
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Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.Sir Julian Huxley
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.Adrienne E. Gusoff
I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.Adrienne E. Gusoff
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.Rita Rudner
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.Henny Youngman
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.Oscar Levant
Children are all foreigners.Ralph Waldo Emerson
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.Alice Roosevelt Longworth
It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.Jerome K. Jerome
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.Rita Rudner