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In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.

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Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.

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When in doubt, use brute force

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Maybe I should have screwed up.

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SCCS is the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it never checks out.

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I know nothing.

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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

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Just think -- IBM and DEC in the same room -- and we did it. Makes you feel warm inside.

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If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.

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Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.

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