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Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.

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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.

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We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

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For NASA, space is still a high priority.

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Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

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I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.

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The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

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Now is the time for all good men to come to.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.

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