Random Quotes
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.R. D. Laing
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.Woody Allen
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.Tom Lehrer
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.Russell Baker
Spare no expense to save money on this one.Samuel Goldwyn
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.Will Rogers
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.James Thurber
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.George Santayana, Soliloquies in England, 1922, "War Shrines"
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.Flip Wilson
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.Johnny Carson