Random Quotes
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.Herbert Henry Asquith
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.Johnny Carson
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.Charles Lamb
Nothing is said that has not been said before.Terence
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.David Letterman
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?Spike Milligan, from "The Goon Show"
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.Samuel Butler
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.Tom Lehrer
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.Steve Martin
We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident.Vincent Canby, on the Academy Awards