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Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.John Barrymore, last words
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.Jane Wagner, Lily Tomlin in "The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe"
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.Woody Allen
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.Douglas Adams
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.Douglas Adams
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.Sir Winston Churchill, on the eve of his 75th birthday
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.Douglas Adams
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.Douglas Adams
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.Aesop
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.Henry Allen