Random Quotes
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.Noelie Altito
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.Laurie Anderson
A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood.Mark Ardis
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.Isaac Asimov
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.Isaac Asimov
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.Robert Bakker, paleontologist
Every crowd has a silver lining.Phineas Taylor Barnum
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.Dave Barry
Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.Louise Beal
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.Robert Benchley