Random Quotes
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... it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a big enough hammer.Sun System & Network Admin manual
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be reguarded as a criminal offense.E.W. Dijkstra
This document describes the usage and input syntax of the Unix Vax-11 assembler As. As is designed for assembling code produced by the "C" compiler; certain concessions have been made to handle code written directly by people, but in general little sympathy has been extended.Berkeley Vax/Unix Assembler Reference Manual (1983)
Do not expose your LaserWriter to fire or intense heat.Apple LaserWriter manual
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.Erich Segal
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.Dick Brandon
The anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction.Dr. Henry Gibbons
I bet the human brain is a kludge.Marvin Minsky
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.Tom Robbins
I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.Woodrow Wilson