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Science is the record of dead religions.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars.

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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

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What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.

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Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide.

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You are 87% water; the other 13% keeps you from drowning.

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Love is being stupid together.

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Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be traced to an organization.

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead.

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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

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