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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.H. L. Mencken
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.George Bernard Shaw
I went to a convent in New York and was fired finally for my insistence that the Immaculate Conception was spontaneous combustion.Dorothy Parker
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.Roy Blount Jr.
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.Unknown
Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.Abraham Lincoln
... and thereof do I repent: I only plucked an occasional flower when I might have gathered an ample harvest of fruit -- such are the just grounds for the regrets I have ...D. A. F. Sade, "Dialogue between a Priest and a Dying Man"
Avarice is the sphincter of the heart.Matthew Green (c. 1737)
The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge.Albert Einstein
Music is the refuge of souls ulcerated by happiness.E.M. Cioran