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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.

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Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

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The more violent the body contact of the sports you watch, the lower your class.

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All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.

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The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.

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Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller.

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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

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Social confusion has now reached a point at which the pursuit of immorality turns out to be more exhausting than compliance with the old moral codes.

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Behind almost every woman you ever heard of stands a man who let her down.

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He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor.

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