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The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife.

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What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes.

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Ignorance is the mother of admiration.

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Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.

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Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.

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Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty.

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Life is like playing the violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

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Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.

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To fall in love you have to be in the state of mind for it to take, like a disease.

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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another

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