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Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved a tall.

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Never trouble another for what you can do for yourself.

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I derive no pleasure from talking with a young woman simply because she has regular features.

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The love of money is the root of all virtue.

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To some lawyers all facts are created equal.

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Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a communist.

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I was not successful as a ballplayer, as it was a game of skill.

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I like a friend better for having faults that one can talk about.

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I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.

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It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.

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