Random Quotes
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Coincidences are spiritual puns.G.K. Chesterton
The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.Adopted from Lance Fusco.
The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of the player.George Bernard Shaw
Even in civilized mankind faint traces of monogamous instincts can be perceived.Bertrand Russell
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.Dan Quayle, 09/88
And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and he shall grow small in thy mirrors.Jeff Zurschmeide
There are situations in which torture is not merely permissible but morally mandatory.Michael Levin
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.Japanese Proverb
Close your mouth, Michael; we are not a codfish.Mary Poppins
While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan of his friends Major Nuisance or General Disturbance.Elaine Richards