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If you were in a room with Kadaffi, Saddam Hussien, and John Sununu, and you only had two bullets, what would you do. Shoot John Sununu twice.

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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

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The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.

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The Godless would deny and destroy human rights .... the liberties of a nation cannot be secure when belief in God is abandoned.

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Atheism has no room for human rights.

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An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.

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Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.

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All American cars are basically Chevrolets.

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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

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Television has raised writing to a new low.

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