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The world belongs to the energetic.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

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We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

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There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.

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An intelligence service is, in fact, a stupidity service.

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A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.

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The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.

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Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress.

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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

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