Random Quotes
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O why was I born with a different face?
Why was I not born like rest of my race?William Blake 1803
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.Fred Allen
An institution which is populare because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.George Bernard Shaw
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.Elbert Hubbard
Neither Heaven nor Hell. It is simply Purgatory.Abraham Lincoln
A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.Herbert Spencer
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.Horace
Vox populi, vox humbug.William Tecumseh Sherman
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.Jimmy Cannon
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.Lady Mary Wortley Montagu