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A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

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I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound.

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There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told and those who can do nothing else.

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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards

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I can be expected to look for truth but not to find it.

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Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.

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When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.

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I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.

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In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.

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Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.

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