Random Quotes
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Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.Frank Dane
Communism is like one big phone company.Lenny Bruce
When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.Benjamin Disraeli
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.Richard Lewis
Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.Robert W. Sarnoff
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.Laurence J. Peter
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.Chinese Proverb
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.Wilson Mizner
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.Mark Twain