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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

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Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies

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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

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An apprentice carpenter may want only a hammer and saw, but a master craftsman employs many precision tools. Computer programming likewise requires sophisticated tools to cope with the complexity of real applications, and only practice with these tools will build skill in their use.

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Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.

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It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self-critical?

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Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.

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Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1 1
2 tons.

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Life was simple before World War II. After that, we had systems.

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I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem that if I were trying to sell him (at least to a Computer Scientist), I would not stress that he is gentle to humans and is self-sufficient, living mostly on field mice. Rather, I would argue that he is object-oriented.

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