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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

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The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.

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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.

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Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.

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You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.

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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.

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Never have children, only grandchildren.

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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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