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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

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Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.

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Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.

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There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.

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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

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Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.

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The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

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It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.

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An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

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