Random Quotes
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Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.Milton Friedman
I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played the violin; but one of the twins died, and the other has eaten the fiddle - so all is peace.Edward Lear
When solving a "panic" you must first ask yourself what you were doing that could possibly frighten an operating system.Peter van der Linden
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.Sir Winston Churchill
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.Michel de Montaigne
The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists - that is why they invented hell.Bertrand Russell
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.W.C. Fields
Higher emotions are what separate us from the lower orders of life...
Higher emotions, and table manners.Deanna Troi, _Imzadi_, Star Trek - The Next Generation
Success is a great deodorant.Elizabeth Taylor
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.Jane Austen