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This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and yet more arrogant than man.

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In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.

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There is hardly anything
in the world
that some man
cannot make a little worse
cannot make a little cheaper
and the people
who consider price only
are this man

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It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

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The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars.

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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

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Nothing in this world is to be feared... only understood.

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An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.

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Every living thing is a sort of imperialist, seeking to transform as much as possible of its environment into itself.

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