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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.

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Black holes are where God divided by zero.

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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults

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There but for the grace of God go [I].

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The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

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Under the influence of art the walls expand, the roof rises, and it becomes a temple.

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The talent is in the choices.

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I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.

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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

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Only the gentle are ever really strong.

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