Random Quotes
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Everything passes. Everything changes. Just do what you think you should do.Bob Dylan, "To Ramona"
There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.Lenny Bruce
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored.Terry Pratchett, Jingo
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Unles we change direction, we are likely to wind up where we are headed.Chinese Proverb
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.Katharine Hepburn
Wisdom sets bounds even to knowledge.Friedrich Nietzsche
"Whoops" is a word that should never be said by some professions - Pilots, Racing car drivers, and hair colourists come immediately to mind but Dentists also have to be up in the top five.Richard Stubbs, Comedian, Book - " Still Life"