Random Quotes
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The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.H. L. Mencken
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.Isaac Bashevis Singer
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgottenB.F. Skinner
The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.John Sladek
I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.Yakov Smirnoff
He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., Speech during 1952 Presidential Campaign
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.Scott Adams
Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management.Senator Soaper
The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards -- and even then I have my doubts.Eugene H. Spafford
