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If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would probably create something the size of N.A.S.A. to make one.

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There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.

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That a man can take pleasure in marching in formation to the strains of a band is enough to make me despise him. He has only been given his big brain by mistake; a backbone was all he needed.

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When the present is full of gloom, the past becomes haven of refuge that provides relief and inspiration.

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Give me somewhere to stand, and I will move the earth.

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At night always carry in your heart something from Holy Scriptures to bed with you, meditate upon it like a ruminant animal, and go softly to sleep; but this must not be too much, rather a little that may be well pondered and understood, that you may find a remnant of it in your mind when you rise in the morning.

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Let the Word of Christ dwell in you richly, as you teach and admonish one another in all wisdom, and as you sing psalms and hymns and spiritual songs with thankfulness in your hearts to God.

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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.

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There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

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Life is short; live it up.

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